Ok. I know some people will do anything for a vote but this is just abysmal: the presidential candidates stumping in Iowa have released Christmas ads that will make you want to go a step beyond throwing up, whatever that is.
Dry heave?
Found out about it from an NPR segment in which Democratic and Republican political consultants, when asked what they thought of these ads, said they thought the parties should burn the tapes.
Rudy wants to give me job growth, secure borders, fiscal discipline and strict Constructionist judges for Christmas. Rudy! You really shouldn't have! No, I mean you shouldn't have. I'm not playing here.
I think I like Hillary's ad even less, though. She forgot where she put my Universal Pre-K! This rates a simultaneous headsmack-and-groan. So bad it's ... bad.
Meanwhile, in Japan, the Defense Minister has recently been quoted speculating how the Japanese government would have to deploy its Self-Defense Forces were Godzilla or Mothra to arrive, then worrying about whether or not they could communicate with the creatures.
Nope, no one's making this stuff up. People voted for these folks.
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